Bitchin Suburbia

Ah, Facebook — the ultimate documentation of seasonal shift. As I scroll past scores of smiling kids dressed in matching t-shirts and clean shorts, posing in front of […]

Oh my bitches, we’ve gotta broken heart again — don’t we? First Bowie, now Prince. I don’t think it’s an understatement to say that it’s been a devastating […]

Last weekend I went to my first baby shower in many moons…. ever since I said “goodnight moon” to breeding some 15 years ago. The mom-to-be is in her ninth […]

Spoiler alert: If you haven’t seen The Revenant yet AND if you’ve never experienced a Korean spa scrub* before, then shield your eyes before reading this post. Feel free […]

They say every dog has his day, but then again, that takes working like a dog — damn! What’s a hot bitch like you and me to do […]

If you’re reading this (and I so hope you are!), you will be experiencing the modern marvel of unplugging without shutting down. This summer I’ve moved beyond the […]

My fellow parents; graduates; and those who have ever had parents or who have ever graduated: I think that it’s a good thing that some Hallmark planner somewhere […]

I think I finally figured out what I want to do when I grow up: I want to be a menstrual activist. I know what you’re thinking — […]

The other night I reunited with my own true love, and although I know it’s bad — hell, it’s flat out wrong to try to turn back time […]

Joy, happy, merry — are you feelin’ it today? I certainly hope so, because 2015 was one helluva rollercoaster that went to 11… and beyond. Today is the perfect […]

Love is in the air, and if you take a big, honkin’ sniff in, you might notice its scent of late smells a bit… familiar. The tastemakers are at […]

This week’s Bitch’in Suburbia post was supposed to be a holiday gift guide — that is until a friend handed me a book one of her students had […]