Bitchin Suburbia

“Are you a model?” the man on the FlyAway bus asks me. It’s 5:32 a.m., and I’ve just put a quick dab of Burt’s Bee’s cocoa lip tint […]

Do I look stupid to you? Before you answer that, allow me to give you a couple of instances when I’ve been mistaken for a bonehead. As a […]

Warning: If you are under 21 or blood-related to me (that’s you, Dad), please stop reading now. This post is rated NC 17 (Not a Cougar, I’m 17 […]

Have you ever had a week that makes you want to scream? And by scream, I met let loose with a primal roar so intense it might strip […]

Are you in it to win it? Nowadays, the rats are rattier, and the damn race is on. There quite literally is no rest for the weary — […]

As a “popular mom blogger,” I am uniquely qualified to shoot some mommentary your way on what this whole motherhood shebang means nowadays, particularly around our “official “holiday, […]

Standing in line at the grocery store, there’s nothing I like better than to flip open a tabloid. As the checker rings up my “I Can’t Believe It’s […]

The other morning at the crack I was at Starbucks, buying a couple of chocolate croissants, a Frappuccino and some juice for my kids who were coming home […]

There are lots of words that have made their way from Yiddish into the English vernacular that regardless of your denomination, you know what they mean: maven, chutzpah, shtick, […]

If you’re reading this blog, you’ll be pleased to know you’re among the first to arrive at the party. What rocks about this fiesta is that it doesn’t entail […]

Hey all my bitches of a certain age — do you know what the Girl Code is? Aside from being a very popular MTV series where funny ass X-chromosomal beings […]

Did you have your selfie a merry and a happy? Now that the holidaze are over, the relentless clock is ticking down on 2014. It’s just about time […]