I’m working on a new document for our country, and I’m going to call it, “The Declaration of Interdependence.” Forget the current Declaration of Independence. I mean, let’s […]
Our Country is F**ked, So Here's What We're Gonna Do
Summer is heating up, and usually I like to write about mundane things like staycations or how to take a family vacation or unplugging for a little true R&R. […]
5 Unintended Consequences of Facebook
Has this ever happened to you? You glance down at your email and see a “friend request” from Facebook. You think to yourself, “that’s nice, someone wants to […]
Parental Misguidance
Have you seen the one about the type-A, helicopter parent who realizes that despite her best intentions, things are not always perfect for her kids? And worse, sometimes […]
Life's Too Short, So Here Are 50 Things You Have to Do NOW
Life is a pickle on your plate. Let me explain: I’m obsessed with really good pickles. That sour snap is something that I’ve loved since I was a […]
How to Get a Bikini Body
Step 1: Get a body (if you don’t already have one). Step 2: Buy a bikini (if you don’t already have one). Step 3: Put the bikini on […]
50 of My Favorite F Words
I love the F word. In fact, I love all words that start with F. Well, mostly all of them. I am very honestly working on the word “fifty,” […]
How to Hit the Reset Button
This morning when I logged into my email, there was no mail. More concisely, when I tried to click on anything in my inbox, I got the message, […]
Jonah Pournazarian
When I started the Bitch’in Challenge three weeks ago, I laid down the gauntlet and dared you to join me in working on ONE THING about yourself that […]
How to Quit Your Bitching
When I started blogging 4 1/2 years ago as your friendly neighborhood Bitch’in Suburbia, I was doing it out of an urge to up my creativity ante. It […]
Fifty Seconds of Grey: The Real Mommy Porn
Fifty Shades of Grey has unleashed a genre of female-oriented lit that is guaranteed to bring us to our collective knees, dominating the media and our oh-so-fertile imaginations. […]
10 Ways to Tell You're Burnt Out & How to Reignite
“I’m burnt out,” my daughter said to me the other day as we hurled down the freeway to her second softball practice of the day. I glanced at […]
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