Bitchin Suburbia

Last week I shared my wake-up call with y’all — what started as pesky, persistent dry skin patches and other random symptoms, like feeling plum out of steam, […]

Last week Colorado mom Kiri Westby’s piece in the Huffington Post, “Confessions of a Pothead Mom,” sparked controversy and blazed bright across the internets and all the way […]

Welcome to Week 3 of the Bitch’in Challenge! You’ve been working SO HARD to get to this place. All that answering your wake-up call, fixing your bad-ass diet, […]

It was 1997, and I was in upstate New York, hanging with my BBFs for a fun and relaxing girls’ weekend. I was young enough to have not yet experienced […]

Have you succumbed to the siren song of post-Thanksgiving sales yet? Did you find yourself lining up at Best Buy, Target, Wal-Mart or another giant retailer at midnight, […]

Ugh, Labor Day. It’s got to be the most hated holiday of them all. But wait, you say. I love Labor Day. It’s the last hurrah of summer, […]

The Olympic games are beginning in London, and over the next few weeks, we will tune in to see elite athletes accomplish incredible feats. As the cameras pan […]

I’m in the checkout line at Trader Joe’s (when am I NOT in the checkout line at Trader Joe’s?), and I suddenly realize I’ve left my cell phone […]

Ever shopped at Trader Joe’s on a Sunday morning? I’m sorry — did I say TRADER JOE’S? I meant RAGER JOE’S, which is what I call it the second […]

If you haven’t caught the summer’s first big popcorn movie, Iron Man 3, you’re missing a mind-blowing event. I’m not talking about the ass kicking Tony Stark (Robert […]

Last week was a doozy.  The pressure was on, as black clouds rolled in and a shit storm of things I’d rather not deal with started raining down. […]

It’s that time of year again, but fear not: Your friendly neighborhood Bitch’in Suburbia has a freshly baked batch of advice on how to survive these first few […]